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"Lovi! Oh Lovi-chan!" You called up the stairs.
"Don't call me that!" Romano called beck down the stairs, appearing at the top of them. "What do you want?"
"It's not what I want, it's what you want. Like this, for instance?" you pulled a luscious red tomato from behind your back. Romano's eyes widened. He came down the stairs slowly, eyes on the tomato. You started backing away from him, faster and faster until you were both running around the house. Unfortunately for you, Romano had longer legs and he soon caught up to you. He tackled you to the ground, cursing all the while. You gave him the tomato with one hand and smacked him upside the head with the other.
"What was that for you f****** ragazza?"
"Language, Lovi!" you told him sternly, and then smiled. "Anyway, what I really wanted you for was that we have to go to Antonio's house for that dinner party he invited us to.
"But ______" Lovi started.
"No, don't start on me. We promised. Go and get dressed in something fancier than what you have on.  And so help me God if I come up there and find you're taking on of your siestas." Romano groaned and got off of you and headed upstairs, dragging his feet. Cursing could be heard.
"Language, Lovi! Mind your language!" You shouted after him. The grumbling just got louder. You smiled and followed him up and into your room. You grabbed a _(fav color)_  dress and slipped into it as Romano walked out of the bathroom, dressed in a suit. He zipped up the back while kissing your neck. You tilted your head, giving him better access.  He started getting really into it, sliding his hands around your waist, but somehow you restrained yourself and you shoved his hands off of you.
"We're going to be late!" You exclaimed. But his hands slithered back to where they were and he turned back to your neck. Almost growling, he said,
"And I care why?"
"Because Antonio practically raised you!" You turned around and straightened Romano's tie and slipped out of his grasp. He followed you into the car. Thirty minutes later you knocked on Antonio's door. The door opened swiftly to reveal Antonio, also dressed in a suit and tie.
"_______! Lovi!" He shouted, kissing you on both cheeks. You laughed.
"Say it louder, Antonio. A couple people in Tibet didn't hear that Lovi and I came by." You teased. Lovi grumbled some more. You whacked him again.
"What was that for!?" He practically screamed.
"Language" You told him.
"But I didn't say any-"
"But you were going to" You interjected. Lovi couldn't come up with a comeback, so he just remained silent as Antonio led you both into the house. After dinner and a few hours of jokes and laughs, you and Romano piled into the car. Romano was practically boiling, as he hadn't enjoyed himself at all. By the time you came home, he was cursing every third word. You gave up on reminding him to watch his language fifteen minutes into the drive. You walked in the door and Romano dragged you up the stairs and slammed you into the wall (although he was careful about it) and started kissing you everywhere.
Hetalia not mine. don't steal
COMMENT PLEASE.
~ALSO: I am now taking requests. Any hetalia pairing or country x reader. Full list in my journal. Leave a comment with your request.
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:iconcandythekiller8105:
candythekiller8105 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
wait kissing me everywhere? Did he kiss my vital religions!!!
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's part of everywhere, isn't it? Don't worry, you'll enjoy it..[mapherez] Naughty Face Chat [mapherez] Naughty Face Chat 
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candythekiller8105 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
fine Antonio....
Lovino:what are you reading?
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha *awkward silence*
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:iconcandythekiller8105:
candythekiller8105 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
Nothing Lovino
Lovino:let me see
NO!!!!!
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*finally sees*

Lovino: OH THE HORROR 

Reader: I tried to warn you...
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:iconcandythekiller8105:
candythekiller8105 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
Well*blushes*
Lovino:shall I kiss you everywhere?
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Reader-chan: FUCK YES! IM GETTING LAID!

*Lovi just stands there in pure horror— but secretly wanting to shove himself into your—

Romano (Complaining) [V4]  :says:SHUT YOUR POTATO SUCKING FACE! 
France (Intro) [V4] :says: Ohonhonhon~
Lovi~ Going to 'ave some fun, non?
Italy (Cheerful) [V1] :says: Doitsu? What do they mean?
Germany (Disappointed) [V2] :says: Vhen your older Italy... 
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angelstien10 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOVI-ed it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(get it like Lovino or Lovi)
(nvm I ain't punny *sweatdrops*)
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha that pun was amazing!
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:iconangelstien10:
angelstien10 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Why thank you! hehehe
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No prob. Puns just get to me.....
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:iconangelstien10:
angelstien10 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Aren't puns just the best? :D
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:iconcandycrusher404:
Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes!
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:iconangelstien10:
angelstien10 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hehehe it was nice talking to you! :D
I'll send you a note sometime and we can exchange puns or something XD
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Candycrusher404 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh yes! Nice talking to you too!
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ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
i do like that pun!
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angelstien10 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Neko Emoji-22 (Shocked Aah) [V2] Welp that's a first...
then again there's a first time for everything! Llama Emoji-03 (Sparkles) [V1] 
I like you!Hatsune Miku-13 (Wink and Heart) 
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:iconelvenfighter007:
ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Thank you so much!
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angelstien10 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You are very welcome
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HetaliaF4ngirl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013
This was perfect. I love Romano.

MY LIST OF HOTTEST HETALIA DUDES
1.) ENGLAND AKFIDSJEJDU
2.) AMERICA AND CANADA AKFKDJEIDJDJ
3.) GERMANY DJDJFHSIDJWUSI
4.) PRUSSIA DJDJAIDIEI
5.) N AND S ITALY AHFUEJDHDHROS
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zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
MY LIST

1.RUSSIA
2.GERMANY
3.ROMANO
4.PRUSSIA
5.ENGLAND
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elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
me: NUUUUU!!! Why isn't Canada on da list?!?!
My list of hottest Hetalia doods
1) Canada
2) CAnAdA
3) CANADA
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:iconcandythekiller8105:
candythekiller8105 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014
Look carefully on the second.....
CANADA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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:iconmessed-up-cinderella:
Part 2 plz lemon
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teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
well that was your rewad for going there Lovi~
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IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconpervymikuplz: heehee X3
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:iconlivingonthecomputer:
LivingOnTheComputer Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconsexyromano2plz:
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:iconbluelight01:
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O///////O well... That escalated quickly!
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconelvenfighter007:
ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
haha thank you
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:iconbluelight01:
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome!!!!
^^
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RainbowUnicornJoy Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My lemon senses or tingling.
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potatodragons Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
I kno, mine too ;)
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InvaderWitchKazu Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do a Prussia one pls
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MiraakTheDragonborn Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student General Artist
I feel a lemon coming up...
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:iconelvenfighter007:
ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
astute observation
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Sylar-Sutcliff Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Just imagine. As soon as he walked in to Spain's house, some really weird thing came over him and he started running around singing his delicious tomato song. lolz, jk, I liked the story.
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FrostyChica Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god i have so many fond memories concerning cosplay, my retarded friends and I (love them so much), and the tomato song....
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Sylar-Sutcliff Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That's funny. I have similar memories concerning the tomato song.
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:iconfrostychica:
FrostyChica Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconretardplz:
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:iconsylar-sutcliff:
Sylar-Sutcliff Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hmm, nicely said. Do go on...~holding up note pad~
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ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
thanks
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EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:) poor Roma. he has so many nicknames and he hates em all :D i actually would smack him upside the head for language lol
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thecrazygirlwhokill Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
I would make one of those jars that every time you curse you have to put in a dollar..... I would be rich....
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EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes!! :D
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:iconelvenfighter007:
ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
yeah, thats what i would do. too
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EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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spookbaby Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Geez, Lovi, don't let your sexual frustration out on poor Toni! He won't understand it!
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ElvenFighter007 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
oh, no. toni will definitely understand them, he'll just take advantage of them
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FrostyChica Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconpervyspainplz:
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